I just want to sit here all weekend in silence playing this game, then I wanna...– Nick Miller, New Girl (via senor-coco) GPOY!
Blaine’s Eyes of Sadness were like Adele and Sarah McLachlan serenading blind,...– The Quad’s Glee-cap. Kind of awesome: this reviewer is normally not a fan of Blaine, but apparently was really moved by him in last night’s episode. (via sunandrainfic)
digrons: blaine didn’t wear any bowties in this entire episode BEST TAG OF THE WEEK: #he’s so distraught he can’t tie them!!!!!!
@iamgreenfield Even though it seems that everyone thinks your iPhone case is...– (via bestintwitter)
Nick and Schmidt on the phone
Nick: You got Nick
Schmidt: Hey Nic-ole
Nick: What's going on, Schmidt?
Schmidt: What it be girl? whatcha got going on ma? It's the freaking weekend
Nick: Did you just call me girl?
Schmidt: Are you wearing something sexy?
Nick: Button down and jeans, like always
Schmidt: Oh you got jeans on baby? are they tight?
Nick: There a little loose. I buy them big.
Schmidt: Oh them jeans sound sexy
Nick: Everything alright you want to hang out more schmidt? (I love how now, nick starts to sense something weird)
Schmidt: Taking care of that tush- tushie for me?
Nick: I'm not doing like squats or anything. Trying to eat less doughnuts.
Schmidt: You still keeping it tight?
Nick: awkward face
CeCe: You're an idiot, Schmidt
“I issued an announcement on your behalf via Twitter, a media savvy crackhead I know.” - Tracy Jordan (30 Rock)
“I’m more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie. I just want to know they feel comfortable!!” —Troy (Community)
hey sarah… sarah, i haven’t loved somebody the way you love me in a very long...– nick miller, new girl 1.21 (kids)
ohblainers: Everyone else is so pissed about disco and Blaine’s just like Oh NEAT I can bust out all of those dances my grandma taught me.